God is real, sign me up. 666.
I took a cat nap on the hammock in the backyard this afternoon. When I woke up I noticed a black widow nesting about 4 inches from where my head was. This must have been God letting me know that danger was my next-door neighbor today cuz when I went bodyboarding at Porto later on, I sprained my neck on an 8ft drop. God is real. Sign me up, and tell Satan that I must regretfully stop using his name when I enter high scores on video games and bar video trivia.
